Official Extended Wiki-Lore
Official Extended Wiki-Lore
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Scientific name :
Testudo sapiens mutatus
Age:
14 years old = 63 years turtle
Place of birth:
Flea Love Pet Shop, Tokyo, Japan
Former Owner:
Satoshi Nakamoto
Turtoshi
The Turtle Who Met Satoshi
Biography
The Early Happy Days:
One of the best-known anecdotes about Satoshi and Turtoshi is how the turtle helped Satoshi find a solution to a cryptography problem during a sleepless night. According to the turtle's autobiography, Satoshi was working on the Bitcoin encryption algorithm when he became stuck. Desperate to find a solution, Satoshi decided to take a walk around the city with his turtle in his backpack. Upon reaching a park, Satoshi began walking in circles, deep in thought, while the turtle watched him intently. Suddenly, the turtle slowly approached a tree in the garden and began to bite off some leaves. Intrigued, Satoshi went over to see what the turtle was doing, and upon taking a closer look at the chewed leaves, he discovered an essential key to solving the cryptography problem that had plagued him for days. According to the turtle, what Satoshi was looking for was a secure way to use SHA-256.
According to the turtle, Satoshi had a great affection for Turtoshi and called his "Tori-chan", a Japanese term of endearment for a child. Satoshi used to feed Turtoshi pieces of pizza and teach his how to play with Lego blocks.
Years in the sewer:
An unfortunate incident led Turtoshi on an unexpected journey. During a heated online discussion about block sizes on the Bitcoin forum, Satoshi, in a moment of frustration, accidentally flushed Turtoshi down the toilet.
Turtoshi's words: "Satoshi was so distracted and stressed from not sleeping that after that discussion he grabbed my litter box with the intention of flushing my poop down the toilet and didn't notice I was still there... I remember it like it was yesterday... I don't like to remember that day."
The turtle was dragged down the pipes into the depths of the sewers, where it began a new stage of its life.
In the sewers, Turtoshi found itself exposed to a lethal combination of chemicals and radiation, which triggered a mutation in its DNA. Its shell hardened, its brain enlarged, and its lifespan was indefinitely extended. For years, he roamed the dark sewers, feeding on the city's scraps and waste.
The Mutation:
As a result of his mutation, Turtoshi developed a number of extraordinary abilities.
The mutation not only physically transformed Turtoshi, but also affected his mind. Exposure to the chemicals altered his perception of reality, giving his a unique view of the world. He could read human brain waves, understand the inner workings of cryptography, and move with agility in sewer tunnels. He also developed a unique connection to the world of cryptocurrencies, claiming to be able to sense market fluctuations through the smells and sounds of the sewers.
Turtoshi's words: "I didn't know what was wrong with me, I just know that I was smarter, and the best thing is, I grew thumbs!"
Return To The Surface:
When Satoshi disappeared from the cryptocurrency world, Turtoshi went in search of his former master. He claimed to have contacted Hal Finney, one of Satoshi's first collaborators, through an email address at night belonging to the pet store where Satoshi had purchased him for $10. Under the pseudonym "PizzaLover69," Turtoshi would sneak into the store at night and engage in conversations with Hal.
During these exchanges, Finney taught Turtoshi about the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe conspiracy theory and how to use Bitcoin to buy pizzas through Silk Road. However, Hal did not believe he was actually speaking with Satoshi's Turtle, so he did not reveal much more.
Regrettably, the consumption of these substances did not benefit Turtoshi, and he fell into hibernation. There were difficult years until he was able to regain his clean status.
Turtoshi's words: "Roger Ver, I should never have trusted you; that white powder was not sugar!"
Back to the crypto world (2024) :
After decades in the sewers, Turtoshi managed to find a way out and returned to the outside world. With his new powers and knowledge, he joined the crypto community, where he is quickly becoming known for his accurate predictions and eccentric theories about the future of money, as well as a wealth of advice and content on his personal X account.
Turtoshi is on his way to becoming a cult figure in the cryptocurrency world, with a large number of followers who believed in his wisdom and prophecies. However, his eccentric personality and strange claims also made his the object of ridicule and skepticism.
Stacks ( $STX ) and Memes:
Turtoshi recognized the potential of Stacks to bridge the gap between Bitcoin's security and the innovative possibilities of Layer-2 solutions. He embraced the $STX memecoin movement, seeing it as a fitting tribute to Satoshi's spirit of decentralization and community-driven innovation.
A Degen's Journey Today, Turtoshi is a fully-fledged crypto degen, leveraging its unique perspective and newfound influence to spread awareness about the potential of blockchain technology. He has launched his own memecoin, $TURTO, as a symbol of his commitment to the community and a vehicle for promoting his knowledge and insights.
Satoshi's Wallet:
Turtoshi claims to have seen the seed phrase to Satoshi's Bitcoin wallet, a wallet filled with Bitcoins that could have lifted this humble turtle out of the sewers. Despite his best efforts, Turtoshi has been unable to fully recover the 12-word seed phrase. While he recalls some words, such as "terminator," "titanic," and "pancakes," the remaining words remain elusive. Undeterred, he channels his energy into the future of crypto, believing that the memecoin movement and the innovative potential of Stacks will ensure Satoshi's legacy lives on.
Turtoshi's words: "Stacks is a game-changer, a true innovation. And while I may not have the keys to Satoshi's treasure, I've found my own path to contribute to the crypto revolution. To the moon, my friends, to the moon!"
Legacy:
Despite the criticism, Turtoshi has left an indelible mark on the world of cryptocurrencies. His story is proof that even the most unlikely creatures can play an important role in the history of technology.
Contributions:
- DeFi Awakening: Turtoshi is said to have been the first to predict the rise of DeFi and the importance of NFTs. He is also credited with discovering an ancient mining algorithm that could revolutionize the industry.
- The Moon Theory of Bitcoin: Turtoshi claims that the Moon exerts a gravitational influence on the price of Bitcoin, causing cyclical fluctuations that coincide with the lunar phases. To support his theory, he presents elaborate diagrams showing spurious correlations between market movements and the lunar cycle.
- The Snail Algorithm Theory: Turtoshi claims to have discovered a direct correlation between the growth of the cryptocurrency market and the speed of snail reproduction. According to him, snails, being slow and steady creatures, symbolize the long-term nature of cryptocurrency investments. He further proposes a new consensus algorithm based on snail mucus, arguing that its viscosity could ensure greater security in transactions.
- The Blockchain Diet: Turtoshi promotes a strict diet based on foods he claims have “alchemical” properties that can increase one’s ability to transact on the blockchain. The diet primarily includes seaweed, luminescent mushrooms, and a mysterious substance called “star dust.”
- The Crypto Apocalypse Prediction: Turtoshi has repeatedly predicted the imminent collapse of the cryptocurrency market, but has always accompanied his predictions with specific dates that never come to pass.
- The Mind Mining Helmet: Turtoshi has developed a helmet that he claims allows people to mine cryptocurrency using the power of their minds. It claims that by focusing on a certain algorithm, new blocks can be generated and rewards obtained.
- The Whale Detector: Turtoshi has created a device that he claims can detect the presence of cryptocurrency “whales” anywhere in the world. This device, which resembles a satellite dish, emits signals that are supposedly capable of penetrating the minds of big investors and revealing their intentions.
Interactions with other figures from the crypto world:
- Friendship with Elon Musk: Turtoshi claims to have a close friendship with Elon Musk and that they both share a common vision about the future of humanity. Turtoshi claims to send 4 emails everyday day to Elon, although he claims that he has not responded yet... According to him, Musk has indirectly entrusted him with privileged information about the upcoming Tesla and SpaceX projects through his X public announcements.
- Rivalry against Vitalik Buterin: Turtoshi claims that Vitalik is a terrible meme creator as well as a terrible singer, if Turtoshi had the chance he would beat Vitalik in karaoke
Controversies and Speculations:
Turtoshi's eccentric behavior and profound insights have led to numerous speculations about his true nature. Some believe that he is not merely a mutated turtle but an autonomous AI, a digital consciousness that has somehow merged with his biological form. While Turtoshi has repeatedly denied these claims, his cryptic responses and enigmatic statements have only fueled the rumors.
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The AI Hypothesis: Many point to Turtoshi's seemingly limitless knowledge of cryptocurrencies and its ability to predict market trends with uncanny accuracy. Some even suggest that he may be a remnant of an ancient AI civilization, awakened from its slumber in the depths of the sewer.
- The Alien Theory: Others believe that Turtoshi may be an extraterrestrial being, stranded on Earth and disguised as a turtle. His advanced knowledge of the universe and his ability to communicate telepathically with other beings lend credence to this theory.
Turtoshi himself remains ambivalent about these theories. "I don't know what I am," he often says, "The sewers can warp a turtle's mind."
This ambiguity has only added to his mystique and has solidified his status as one of the most enigmatic figures in the crypto community.
Memorable Quotes from Turtoshi:
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“The future of crypto is written in the stars... and on the scales of my shell."
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"I am the prophet of crypto, and my mission is to lead humanity into a new era of prosperity."
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"If you cross a turtle, you cross Satoshi.""
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"Bitcoin is like the ninja turtle carrying a pizza: it's every cyborg's favorite food."
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"Stablecoins are like unicorns: everyone talks about them, but no one has ever seen a real one."
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"Cats are CIA agents specialized in destabilizing the crypto market."
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"My dream is to create a cryptocurrency based on the smell of pizza, because we all love the smell of pizza."
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"The next big revolution will be DNA-based cryptocurrencies. We'll be able to create our own personal currency and pass it down to our descendants."
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"Knowledge is power, but pizza is love."
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"If you can't explain your investment to your grandma, it's probably not a good investment."
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"I wasn't born in a pond, I was born in a Bitcoin mining pool. My first babblings were hashes."
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"Fear is the biggest barrier to financial freedom. Buy Bitcoin and forget your troubles!"
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"NFTs are just a way to launder money. But if someone wants to buy my shell as an NFT, I'm willing to listen to offers."
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"I'm building a time machine to go back in time and tell Satoshi Nakamoto to add a turtle emoji to Bitcoin."
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"I think the Big Bang was caused by a failed Bitcoin transaction. And the universe is just one big ledger."
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"I'm the king of memecoins. Everyone else is just copycats."
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"I was born to be a crypto influencer. My genes are programmed to grow my portfolio."
Some of the most popular titles published by Turtoshi are the following:
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"How to Be Rich and Famous Mining Seaweed"
- “From the sewers to the moon”
- "Memoirs of a Living Meme"
Current status 2024 onwards-:
Turtoshi currently lives in a small room overlooking a sewer, where he spends his days researching new technologies and sharing his knowledge with the crypto community via social media. Despite his advanced age (15 human years equivalent to 63 turtle years), his mind remains sharp and his adventurous spirit intact.
"If you want to be a true cryptocurrency expert, you must learn to talk to plants. They will teach you the true value of Bitcoin."
-Turtoshi.
Many believe that Turtoshi is an “Autonomous AI”, but he says he isn't, but he's not sure either, "The sewers can warp a turtle's mind."